ALL MY RANDOMNESS

mysliceofhell:

pandicorn-e:

wafflemasteroffandoms:

daws0nanya:

gay-youtubers:

thearmada4231:

Stories that Give Me Hope.

Stories that make me cry

I’m sobbing.

what is this moisture coming from my eyes

my eyeballs are leaking

????

The last one though

(via parkingstrange)

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

(via alisonsjoint)

iandsharman:

Ladies and gentleman, this is why font choice matters.

iandsharman:

Ladies and gentleman, this is why font choice matters.

(via christinesdwyer)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via ivelovedivelostmydonedogrunaway)

bile100:

me wondering that the fuck yall are ever talking about

bile100:

me wondering that the fuck yall are ever talking about

(Source: thesluttychicken, via beyoncesasshole)

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

(via beyoncesasshole)

Anonymous said: hey, so originally i was going to kill myself today. one of my friends tried really hard to help me and i really hate it when they do that, because i will die guilty. so, we agreed that i would send my favourite blog a message. basically, she said per hundred notes, i push back my suicide date by a week. honestly, i might not be able to do it, so who knows, i might be dead quite soon. but she said to look at the notes and see who really cares about me. so yeah. you probably wont care though

kingilinsky:

youcaniffyouwanna:

ohcalumityhood:

lankymuke:

no no no please don’t kill yourself, that is not the right thing to do. please don’t do it

FUCK EVERYONE PLSASE REBLOG THIS NOW or I’ll hit you with my kidney

YOU REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS IM SIGNAL BOOSTING

Don’t even think twice, reblog this. 

Please signal boost the shit outta this.

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

(via kneelbe4thequeen)