ALL MY RANDOMNESS

hashtagpll:

the plot twist not even the writers saw coming

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fanfiction: "He grabs her by the waist, pulling her close, and they both moan. The next day--"

me: excuse me why did u skip the sex

rockerfox999:

kevinburnsred:

nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

this sounds like it belongs in a legend of zelda game

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surftilldeath23:

lilbunnygirl:

*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*

I didn’t need a reason to buy curly fries, but I have one now

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conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

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goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

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captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

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thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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thats-slightly-raven:

I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour

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me rewatching season one of any show: I CAN'T DO THIS LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE JUST BABIES

Can we talk about this scene for a sec? Jane’s had a day in family hell and she’s bursting at the seams. It would’ve been an emotional day if her father had simply shone up after his year long absence. It’s a-whole-nother thing if he shows up only to expect you to support him now that he’s been diagnosed with cancer. She’s kept strong for her mother, for her brothers, for her father, and put on the brave face we all expect from Detective Jane Rizzoli. But after Frank’s behavior goes from bad to worse: belittling the woman who took his wife in after he abandoned her in her own home, insulting her boss/mother’s boyfriend, calling Tommy useless, calling Frankie a whiny quitter, and treating Angela like shit, all the while expecting his daughter’s loyalty. Because he knows that in his absence, she’s become the head of the family. She’s the person Frankie idolizes. She’s the person Angela hid her financial issues from because she knew Jane would move heaven and earth to fix that for her. She’s the person Tommy rebels from. She’s the person that’s afraid Maura will one day decide she’s not good enough to be around. She’s drowing. So she apologizes to Maura. She apologizes for her father’s behavior, for the disaster that was dinner, for everything she’s putting her through. But Maura doesn’t know what to do to make everything okay again. She’s knows one wrong move and Jane will close herself off completely. She’s willing to do anything for Jane and yet she’s completely helpless. This is her childhood all over again: she feels like an outsider in her own family.

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