ALL MY RANDOMNESS

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via wearedeafenedbysilence)

hunterandrewpence:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

dirtylowfrequencies:

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later

(via amys-notfakingit)

Let me explain sexuality to you

hetaliagirl15:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

Through gifs.

Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.

Bisexual:

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Pansexual:

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Asexual:

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You are now informed.

OHMYGODIT’SONMYDASH

LOL.

(via amys-notfakingit)

tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

(via tsarbucks)

hippiesispunkz:

naliac:

21slugs:

Hahahahaha class A advertising skills

Haha class A

this is getting a lot of notes wow

hippiesispunkz:

naliac:

21slugs:

Hahahahaha class A advertising skills

Haha class A

this is getting a lot of notes wow

(via tatehorror)

jakesjohnson:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

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(Source: ernbarassing, via peaceful-larry)

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

(Source: natama-men, via chicagno)